"Date With a What?"

     One of my girlfriends recently went on a date with a....casket salesman.  Naturally the conversation

 turned, shall we say, a little morbid.  Rather than being romantic, she considered his wandering gaze more

 like appraising her as a potential customer. During the course of the conversation, she indicated that (when

 the time comes), she intends to be cremated.  He intimated that she would be cutting in on his business...  

 Not surprisingly, their first date was also their last date.